A bit long but bear with it
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink, the horse begged the chicken to go get the farmer for help. The chicken ran back to the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around the chicken spied the farmers new BMW Z3. Finding the keys inside the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friends life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny new car, he managed to get hold of the rope the chicken tossed him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the car the chicken drove slowly forward and with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse. Happy and proud the chicken drove the car back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
A few weeks later the chicken fell into a mud pit and soon he too began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought for a moment then walked over and straddled the pit. Looking underneath he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, the horse then pulled him up and out of the pit saving his life.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY
When you are hung like a horse you dont need a BMW to pick up chicks
