#741
What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?
An Apple turnover.
#742
What do you call a chef that makes cakes and cookies while intoxicated?
Drunken Hines.
#743
Once there were three Indian women. They were all pregnant, and they slept in their husbands' teepees on animal skins that they had killed or traded for.
The first slept on a deer skin.
The second slept on a bear skin.
The third slept on a hippopotamus skin.
All three had their children on the full moon. The first had a strong baby boy. The second also had a strong baby boy. The third had twins.
This just proves that the sons of the squaw of the hippopotamus are equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
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