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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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