Here are a few quotes that children have made, awww to be young and naive
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)
2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)
4)My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
5) A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy age 8)
6) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Jeffrey age 6)
Thought these were hilarious
