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Rejected Greeting Cards...
You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
Happy Vasectomy!
Hope you feel zippy!
'Cause when I had mine
I got real snippy.
Heard your wife left you
How upset you must be
But don't fret about it
She moved in with me.
You totaled your car
and can't remember why
could it have been
that case of Bud Dry?
My tire was thumping
I thought it was flat
when I looked at the tire
I noticed your cat... Sorry!
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rocol you will always be in my thoughts god bless ya hunni
Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor.
(When love is not madness, it is not love.)
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