Blondes

[jsdadx2]

Three women are about to be executed for crimes they committed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” Suddenly the brunette yells, “Earthquake!” Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” The redhead then screams, “Tornado!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did and knew exactly what she needed to do. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…”

The blonde shouts, “Fire!”

[pRIMArc]

i didn't get that. O_o

[TGLucario]

Originally Posted by pRIMArc

i didn't get that. O_o

"fire" as in "fire" & they shoot

[Saurgrist]

LOL nice one

Goodun jsdad

[stubacca68]

like it

[pRIMArc]

Originally Posted by Disco Racer King

"fire" as in "fire" & they shoot

oh. i read that joke again and it turned out to be funny. =D
that was a good one too.

[jsdadx2]

While driving during a horrible snowstorm, a young blonde became disoriented and lost. She remembered what her father had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, ”Well, I’m done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”

[pRIMArc]

haha! that was a good one too.

[Setarime]

Nice one jsdad