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09-01-2007, 09:09 PM
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The Drunk Driver
A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube." "Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup." "Alright, we could get a blood sample." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die." "Fine then, just walk this white line." "Can't do that either, officer." "Why not?" "Because I'm drunk." 
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09-01-2007, 09:31 PM
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 is all i will say to that!
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 Rocol you were so special, we all miss you R I P Cruelty to children must stop. FULL STOP - please support the NSPCC ALL MEN ARE BORN EQUAL THEN THE CHOSEN PLAY RUGBY The one and only Stubacca |
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10-01-2007, 08:28 AM
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Lmao saurgrist that was ace
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10-01-2007, 02:50 PM
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ROFL.....that sounds like something rocol would post
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11-01-2007, 11:15 PM
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Haha, thats clever.
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11-01-2007, 11:58 PM
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Good one!
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12-01-2007, 08:50 AM
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hehehe nice one chick x
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 rocol you will always be in my thoughts god bless ya hunni Cuando amor no es locura, no es amor. (When love is not madness, it is not love.) |
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