Men/women showers

[Setarime]

Quite a long one, but stick with it

Part 1: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.

Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, Cover up any exposed areas.

Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide oofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins.

Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner.

Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.

Shave armpits and legs.

Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.

Spray mold spots with Tilex.

Get out of shower.

Dry with towel the size of a small country.

Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you
see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



Part 2: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed And leave them in a
pile.

Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, Shake willie
at her while making the woo-woo sound.

Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willie
and scratch your bottom.

Get in the shower.

Wash your face.

Wash your armpits.

Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse the sn*t off.

Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.

Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

Wash your bottom, leaving those coarse pub*c hairs stuck on the soap.

Wash your hair. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

Pee.

Rinse off and get out of shower.

Partially dry off.

Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the
whole time.

Admire willie size in mirror again.

Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off
towel,wave willie at her and make the woo-woo sound again.

Throw wet towel on her pillow.

[Crystal]

lol

[Formerdevil]

Darn right!!

[TGLucario]

Roooooooooofl

[Arwen]

LMAO very good

[Black Cobra]

Only if I wanted to die

[Formerdevil]

I say end all of the confusion and just shower together.

[Setarime]

Originally Posted by Formerdevil

I say end all of the confusion and just shower together.

Saves on water and it can be fun

[Landy]

I guess ...... I see trouble

[Saurgrist]

LOL nice one