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24-03-2008, 05:07 PM
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That is very funny
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An old couple were sat in church one Sunday. During the service the wife whispered "I just done a silent fart, what should I do?" The husband replied "put a new battery in your hearing aid!"
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25-03-2008, 01:39 AM
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lol@js and setarime... some good ones there
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Ok granny
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A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in
twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired. "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!"
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A senior at LSU was overheard saying... "When the end of the world
comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.
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A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers yes, and the robber shoots him in the head. He asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers no, but my wife did.
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The young man from Mississippi came running into his store and said
to his buddy, "Frank, somebody just stole your truck from the parking lot!" Frank replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."
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A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-75. The trooper asked,
"Got any I. D.?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
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