Stupid Jokes

[jsdadx2]

A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. “I am the strongest, most powerful man here,” he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen.

After several minutes, John had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.”

“You’re on old man,” the braggart replied. “It’s a bet! Let’s see what you got.”

John reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said “All right. Get in.”

[jsdadx2]

In case you weren’t aware of it, there are internet geeks everywhere. You probably know a few, in fact… you might even be one. Here are the top 10 signs that you might be, well, an internet geek.

10. When filling out your driver’s license application you give them your IP address.

9. You no longer ask prospective dates for their phone number, instead you ask for their myspace.

8. Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.

7. You’re amazed to find out spam is actually a food.

6. You “ping” people to see if they’re awake, “finger” them to find out how they are, and “AYT” them to make sure they’re listening to you.

5. You search the net endlessly hoping to win every silly free T-shirt contest.

4. You introduce your wife as “my@home.wife” and refer to your children as “client applications”.

3. At social functions you introduce your husband as “my domain server”.

2. You often say “LOL” and “LMAO” out loud.

And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:

1. You’ve actually reached the end of the internet.

[TGLucario]

i always say LOL, LMAO, ROFL out loud

[Setarime]

glad to say i aint an internet geek, unlike TGL!!!!
I liked the construction site joke

[Crystal]

Good one js.

[Arwen]

Kool jokes m8

[Zafiras]

first one got me thinking... so i tried... hmmm old man wins lol j/k

good ones

[Coppaforlife]

OK....

[jsdadx2]

The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice,

so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He

called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you

$20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary

thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

[Crystal]

lol, good one js