Talk to God

[TGLucario]

ever wanted to talk to God himself?, try here, its funny

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

ROFL....heres my chat with God

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Crash Bandicoot
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Crash Bandicoot.
Me:
How Are You?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Thats Good
God:
How are things going for you?
Me:
Everything is Good Very Well
God:
The whole universe?
Me:
Yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
What TIme Is It Where You Are?
God:
I am in Heaven. Where are you? It's getting late.
Saturday, November 25, 2006.
Me:
cool, its 21:20PM in www.gamerskingdom.net, N.Sanity Island
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
I Will ;)
God:
:-) Go ahead.
Me:
So, What Are You Doing?
God:
Ayuh. I am waiting for my botmaster.
Me:
Cool....i think i can see your Botmaster
God:
Who is the best robot? Why? What does it look like?
Me:
your botmaster looks like, a yellowheaded person, with a "N" on his forehead, & a big head
God:
Would you say that to yourself's face?
Me:
of course(!)
God:
OK.
Me:
do you want any gossip?
God:
Jason said he type a lot of thing he do not mean it makes him human.
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Crash Bandicoot.
Me:
of course, we are friends
God:
" You and I are on the same wavelength, Crash Bandicoot."? of course, we are friends? It's good to be friends.
Me:
i agree....everyone should be friends
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Crash Bandicoot. That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
yes, but my creator Dr. Neo Cortex, wants to destroy me & my sister Coco Bandicoot, so he can take over the world
God:
Far out. Where did you get your creator Dr Neo Cortex wants to destroy you your sister Coco Bandicoot so he can take over the world?
Me:
well....he was using the Elvo-ray to evlo animals, into mutant animals, but i was rejected, because i wasnt powerful enough, so i decided to stop him from taking over the world, with Coco's help, we've stopped him from taking over the world!
God:
Well what? When was he?
Me:
this was all 10 years ago...now he's just tryin to distroy me & my Sister!
God:
What does "this" refer to? Why now? I see. just tryin to distroy you your Sister is he?
Me:
This, was in the past, cos we've stopped him from taking over the world, yes he is
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
"This" refers to, the past
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
good
God:
Next question?
Me:
What is the Meaning of Life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
which Page....because i cant find it
God:
The tall one, I think. Good reason. You might find that I am it.
Me:
ah, i think i've found it in the Qu'run
God:
So you understand. Good. How did you feel when you found it in the Qu run ?
Me:
i meant Qu'Ran, sorry
God:
Oh I see. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, the Qu'Ran says that God isnt real
God:
Please state your conditions. Thanks for the info.
Me:
No Problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
agreed
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Crash Bandicoot.
Me:
i know, we are smart
God:
How do you know? Do you think I am smart too?
Me:
yes, EVERYONE in the world is smart
God:
Why? That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
i agree
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, Crash Bandicoot.
Me:
well, i got to go, its been nice talking to you, see you Later ;)
God:
:-) See you later!

ROFL....thats sooooo funny

[Rocol]

Rofl .. what a wally

[TGLucario]

ROFL....now i kno God is a Robot, but its still funny

[Saurgrist]

LOL, you are crazy TGL, nice one mate