Your moms...

[Oyabun]

Today I was bored and just wanted to have a laugh, You all know that mom jokes you guys have don't get offended it anyway its just a joke post them here.

Yo mamma so fat, every time she turns around its her b-day!!!
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

[TGLucario]

ROFL...better make this is sticky

ya mama's so stupid, she bungje jumped from a KERB

[bluebandit]

Lol,thats funny(but not that funny *>_<*)

[Oyabun]

Originally Posted by Disco Racer King

ROFL...better make this is sticky

ya mama's so stupid, she bungje jumped from a KERB

LOL good one
Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Crage is the door

[BatMan]

haha that jenny craig one is good.

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

[Oyabun]

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. lol

[Passion58]

I got one, not sure how funny it is but here goes

Yo mama's so old, she got powdered breast milk

[glyndwr1969]

Yo momas so fat, after sex I rolled over and I was still on top of her

(OK its Eddie Murphys joke but I'll claim it!)

[glyndwr1969]

Yo mommas so fat she fell over in front of a bus. The driver told her shed have to get up cos he didnt have enough fuel to drive round her !

[bluebandit]

hey,does that mamma ever had a crayon stuck in a brain?