Stolen diamonds stashed where the sun don't shine

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KINSHASA (AFP) - A pilfering worker in a Congolese diamond mine was caught in the act when he walked past a security scanner with 126 of the sparkling gems stashed up his rear end, a mine spokesman has said.
The would-be thief, a cleaner, "hid the small stones" -- valued at 5,000 dollars (3,900 euros) -- "in his anus," explained Mike Mutombo of the Miba mining company in the Democratic Republic of Congo on Thursday.
"An investigation has been opened and the heads of the relevant services have been suspended," he said, adding that it was "practically impossible" for the heist to have been organized without the connivance of others in the selection center where the cleaner worked.
No information was released as to how the diamonds were recovered, or whether the man was arrested.
The Miba mine, 80 percent owned by the state and 20 percent by Mwana Africa and listed on the Alternative Investment Market in London, is spread over a 45,000 square kilometer (17,000 square mile) area in the Kasai region of central DR Congo.
The company produces six million carats of mainly industrial diamonds per year.


Hmmm dont think i would have liked the job of retreiving them

[stubacca68]

now i bet that job was a real pain in the ass!!! hehehe

[Arwen]

I bet he was in some pain whilst having them retrived,ouch that is just madness

[TGLucario]

i bet he said oh sh!t