Teen Horrified after Downloading Porn Movie

[TGLucario]

AN OHIO teen was severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents.

Timmy Shannon, 17, recalls the moment that scarred him for life. “I was like five minutes into this porno called Horny House Wives 4, when I thought to myself, ‘Hey, that couch looks exactly like the one I’m sitting on. Oh crap, it is!’ I remember the horror overcoming me when I realized the woman bent over that couch was my mother, and the guy giving it to her was my father. I instantly pulled my pants back up and vomited.”

Timmy’s parents, “Captain Throbberson” and “Gina Jiggles,” as they were credited in the film, believe that their son needs to grow up and get over it.

“Tim’s mother and I are completely comfortable with our sexuality. I think our son’s a little scared he might learn a move or two from his old man.”

While his family seems to be in turmoil, Timmy admits that future family gatherings will probably be a little uncomfortable. “Call me crazy, but it’s going to be pretty hard trying to enjoy a nice Thanksgiving dinner knowing that your parents have probably done it all up and down the dining room table!”



only in america :P j/k Saurgrist

thats just wrong & i'm trying to eat a Pot Noddle

[Setarime]

that will teach him for downloading porn, it makes you go blind apparently!!!

[jsdadx2]

It is one thing to film it, it is another to put it out so everyone can see.

What happens if their boss or coworkers, neighbors, even people they may go to church with find it?

Bad enough their own child found it---what if his friends find it.

Secondly, how did their 17 year old get on to Horny House Wives 4 in the first place?

[Zafiras]

lmao - learn a move or two??? on what??? "how to bonk your mom 101"????

this is too funny - i'd be worried wherever i sit, whatever i touch... its probably had mom and dad hanging around it... in all sorts of ways!

[Saurgrist]

That is completely hilarious and I am laughing so hard right now.... hahahaha

[Crusty]

Do you want to know the really scary thing...?


Your own parents may not have starred in a movie but they proabbly did it on the couch and the kitchen table that you ate off for years...

[TGLucario]

thanks alot BC...i'm TRYING to eat my dinner in my bedroom.....


with teenage boys, when they see porn, they think of either the cartoon version or the real version, probley got it via Torrent/P2P downloads :O