Baps quote of the day

[Arwen]

Yeah sis there are some good ones keep em coming

[Setarime]

Some really good quotes Baps

[baps]

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

We do what we must, and call it by the best names.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

Someone's boring me. I think it's me.

[baps]

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

These days an income is something you can't live without--or within.

[baps]

The National Rifle Association says, 'Gun's don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.